i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT

fuckyeahzarry:

can i download a zayn malik somewhere? can i get one with torrents?

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

• Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
• Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore.

it said click

but i read dick.